Could this be the missing link atheists are always talking about?

I just saw the most amazing thing when I went to get my mail just now. It was a man that looked kind of like a gorilla-man. He was about maybe 6'6" and weighed probably around 270 pounds. He was real hairy and but yet bald at the same time. He walked a little slouched and was swinging his arms. You could tell that he had lean m, but also had a bit of fat on him for survival in the wild.